And he said to me....

Sometimes we all have to grab the bull by the horns as I spotted him through the hedge so......

If (political) Lord (so not a proper one) Smith has done such a good job over the floods send him to africa where they would like some water. His adversary Mr Pickles - if the government gags you it will show how the war on obesity is and also feed a starving nation if your shopping gets sent to disaster areas.

PLUS we won't have to listen to either of you. Win Win Win. :-)