Too close

This is Olive.
She resents the fact that we go to work all day. So whoever gets home first gets some pretty special treatment. First comes the flop all over your feet or in front of you in the hallway (especially helpful when carrying large loads). Second, if you're foolish enough to sit down, you get the up close treatment. No level of closeness is ever quite good enough for our girl.
I have just this moment been informed that the iPad is lower ranked than the cat. She has decided to sit on it so I am now typing with it off to the side well out of her way.