Julia Roberts

They patiently waited in line, flaunting their wares, knowing that one day he would not simply walk past. He would stop and compare their curves and battery life then hand over a large bunch of cash and take them away to a new life. Like a urine soaked version of pretty woman.

Bless technology, after a long day I am posting this sat in traffic after narrowly avoiding a fallen tree and trying to avoid shut motorways.