Unusual Choices

I don't know what my life has come to.
I have stuck to my New Year resolution to lose weight but it ain't happening quickly enough.
2014 is still dry.
I'm attending spin classes twice a week, playing 5 a side football on Monday and a round of golf at the weekend.
The 5:2 diet continues but the weekly results are not as impressive as early on.
So, I'm having to change the habits of a lifetime.
I have always been a full fat kinda guy.
Full fat milk in my porridge. Full fat coke. Full fat tonic in my gin.
But to achieve my target by Feb 28 requires a change.
So, it's mayonnaise light for me tonight.....