AOG Security Upgrade for Lois

Following the extraordinary and unprecedented scenes that occurred in the Ice Dancing yesterday, Team Oz have been forced to upgrade the security surrounding Lois and Lloyd Lorikeet. After high level discussions they have enlisted the services of Thomas the Maremma to safeguard the two Ice Dancing Divas.

Thomas comes with incredible credentials and has a reputation for protecting his flock, being friendly to his family but aloof and wary of strangers. Although originally bred to protect flocks of sheep in Italy, the Aussie Team believe that true to his breed Thomas will bond quickly with Lois and Lloyd and defend them against all-comers!!

As you can see, one enormous advantage that Thomas has in terms of protecting the potential gold medalists in Sochi is his beautiful snowy white coat. He will be well camouflaged in the snow and this will give him a fantastic element of surprise if there is any attempt to breach the tight security cordon now surrounding them.

Incidentally it's worth reporting that Lois was buoyed to hear that not everyone is against her. Scottish Blipper - cakescakescakes empathised with Lois and said "They would never manage all the lifts and throws on this (the ice rink); no wonder Lois flipped". thanks for your understanding Mrs Cakes, you have really lifted Lois's spirits.

BREAKING NEWS - STOP PRESS
Keen to keep you up to date with developments we have footage of the Wombats at the end of the Cross Country Ski event (fortunately there was a Doctor in the house!!) and we have been able to access images of the top secret inspection of the damaged ice rink.

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