Put em on .... Take em off

Dropped J9 off at work again this morning so had another early stroll around. Thought this was quite enterprising complimentary businesses. Now thats my problem with tattoos, I really like them, J9 has three and i love em, in fact I have often thought of getting one but cant think of anything i would want to wear for the rest of my life. When i used to go boxing a guy there had a great one, he had a scroll with lovebirds and hearts with the name 'Sandra' in the middle. Sandra was the wife he was now divorcing for the comic reason he actually caught her in flagrante delicto with the milkman. An unfortunate unfaithfulness as everyone laughed because it was such a 'carry on' style cliche. Anyway, he couldnt afford to have her name blacked out but the guy who had done his tats gave him a freebie because the poor chaps second request made him laugh so much, the freebie was the addition of the words 'is a cow'.