Most annoying cat in the world

This cat is starting to get on our nerves. If it's not climbing all round the kitchen (which is a relatively new thing) and something we detest more than ever (think cat litter in their feet on your kitchen counter), she sitting on computer keyboards sending friends odd Facebook messages, or just sitting there innocently whilst the computer goes BEEP very loudly and repeatedly - she'll do that for hours. And she treats an open laptop as a sunbed of a Season Affliction Disorder (or whatever it's called).

And then she keeps my wife awake all night by not settling down to sleep, sleeping up my wife's nose, on her head, you name.

Irritating sod. Almost going to put her at the vets for boarding for two nights to get some sleep.