My funny valentine

His adopted WWF tiger didn't come to tea after all. Dave went old school and cooked a lovely meal and got some fizzy bubbly pop to wash it down with. While the kids watched a movie through the house, as I sat there pigging out in my comfy pjs and old slippers, hair akimbo, only to fall asleep soon after during the House of Cards, I realised it's pretty amazing he still loves me, I am slothwoman, hear me snore.