There is a crap at the end of the tunnel

- Come on Luca, we're going to be late!
- But Daddy, there's a crow on the tunnel.
- It's fine, keep going. Look, he's a big crow. And the holes are very small. He can't do anything to you.
- But what if he does a poo while I walk under?
- Nonsense. Look these holes are really small. And crows are polite birds, they would never relieve themselves on a little boy. They aren't pigeons. Now come on, hurry up, I'm telling you, it is quite saf[...]. Oops, sorry Bouboudge...

Daddies always think that they know everything, all of the time.
But some time are actually full of sh*t.
Just like the crows.




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