Jack Vettriano...

This is the card that came with Jo's flowers...

I broke my 10 week dry spell tonight with a couple of glasses of wine. Very nice it was too!

Then I came home and had a bath.

In my clothes.

Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him.
Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.
A.A. Milne