City Slickers..

It's incredible, as soon as lunch time hits, out they come.
They vacate the office blocks, the courts, and the government institutions in their droves...
The walkers, the joggers, pilatians (is that a word?), yoga erers, everybody feels the need to get out and do something.
Business suits with running shoes, dresses with aerobic shoes, and Lycra, OMG Lycra.
Everywhere I looked Lycra, and there should be a rule on not just who's allowed to wear it, but more importantly who should definitely not be allowed to stretch that body hugging stuff onto their frames. It just wasn't made for men
Sorry MAMIL's (Middle aged men in Lycra)
By far the most gracious are the rowers, sleek and with great stealth, cutting through the water, so quietly.... Hiding their Lycra suits