Crowing

Yes, Carl from Team Crow, representing the Corvids of N.A., was crowing about their win in the curling event. They did themselves proud with the first gold medal in that event for Team Crow. They couldn't stop crowing about it and it got so out of hand, a gag order had to be issued to get them to shut up. A reluctant Carl flew the coop, not to be seen until morning nursing a pretty bad hangover. Crows can be so emotional.

In further news, Lenny , blatantly ignored his banishment from the Food Court, resulting in his immediate expulsion from the games. He was sent packing and had to get the next flight for home or risk being stuck in the AOG jail. Nobody wants a locked up squirrel. It ain't pretty, folks. They get...well...you know...squirrelly.

And that's all the news that's fit to print from this corner of the Alternative Olympic Games. Until later, your intrepid reporter signing off from the PNW stadium.