Sartorial alert

The unsuspecting poor chap, strolling along in his own sartorial vacuum, little suspected that just around the corner the Grim Reaper of fashion disasters awaited him. Ready to free the world from the bizarre youthful belief that tucking a track suit into your socks was a good look.

Now I am not particularly Gok Wan and my own disasters range from a shaggy teenage 70s perm to a 1980s 8inch rockabilly quif, but how did someone see another young chap with his polyester leisure wear tucked into his socks (often teamed with the hands down pants holding gonads stance) and think... 'thats the look for me' ...

At the age of 44 I am now officially an old fart.