This ones for you elf....

You see I too can do movie stars.

Although this little, brown, wrinkled nugget is not me.

If your unsure of who it is just phone home.

Oh I did get some rock today alas a present for walking TWWs dogs.

It wasn't the one with Big Tits running through it.

It said Up Yours instead.

She will have to return and get me more.

AND I put my finger in dog poo today.

Accidentally I must add but it does happen a little to often.....