Phone Home...

I happened across the most dishevelled and desolate looking phone box this morning.
This is the reason mobile phones were invented, to stop you having to traipse miles to use a public phone, only to find it looks like a science experiment on mould growth.
I mean seriously, would you want to pull the door shut against the roar of the traffic?
If the fungal spores didn't wreak havoc with your lungs, I feel the phone box itself may be something very like a pitcher plant; you'd find yourself trapped and dissolved.
Just remember - in a phone box, no one can hear you scream...