Loch Ness experience

Just in case you are undecided about the future of Scotland and Scottish tourism in particular, take a wee drive along the shores of Loch Ness and experience the delights of Nessieland.
Replete with a cute wee William Wallace look-alike plus a large snappy fibreglass replica of a green monster from the deep, the place is an affront to any self respecting inhabitant of the land which likes to say “Step ye gaily - on we go.”
Come independence of course, all such idiosyncratic obscenities shall of course be banned and the proprietors put to the sword …