New Friends are the Bestest Friends

I'm going to be rich. Rich beyond my wildest dreams.

You know all those adorable pictures of kittens and puppets with cute captions? Course you do! You gone "Aww" at a picture of a puppy with chocolate round its face above some text that says "I don't know who ate your birthday cake".

Well, I'm going to do the same only with cute bits of technology instead of stupid kittens and puppies. They'll be irresistible. And, when I've taken their pictures, I can put them back into a cupboard rather than having to go to the trouble of drowning them.

Would you like to put in your order for next year's calendar now?