Stairway to Heaven?

Some days it feels like wherever you turn it's up the hill...

Then again it's Edinburgh, so you will walk up the hill most of the time. Seriously. Even when you've already climbed the hill and keep going, somehow you will end up going up another staircase, or look back to see you're on your way up again, down the hill going happens very rarely. Even ground? Ha! Forget it.

And it shouldn't be called 'Royal Mile' it should be called 'Staircase Central'.