I need this

As a person with a major tideness streak and having had the house in chaos for the past week this was gifted to me today. It is a Tonic Wine made by Benedictine Monks in Devon and boy could I do with a tonic. This beveridge also has roots in Glasgow where it is reputedly drunk with some conviction but then again I suppose Rab C Nesbit is not really a true way to gauge this theory.

Saying all this now on the home stretch although I cannot believe how hard it is to get a carpet fitter unless give them four weeks notice. Maybe time for me to learn a new trade perhaps!!.

Today's Joke.

What do you call a teacher who falls asleep in the classroom.

Nothing - You might wake him up.