Grandpa

We went and visited Mr H.'s grandpa, he just turned 93 and is still as sharp as a tack. He gets up every morning and chops wood with an axe, and he still has clients for his electrician/plumbing business!
Mr H asked him why he is wearing suspenders because he never has before and Gpa answered: "I lost my ass, so now I gotta wear suspenders!" lol
I guess that happens