3D

This is us preparing to watch "The Great Gatsby" in 3D on the tv in a few minutes! How exciting is that. 5 4 3 2 1 ... Super handyman husband is still playing with the controls... Might be missing the start of the film... Need to phone SKY... Might just go for a bath... Hi you're through to SKY, please press... Still pressing buttons... Film started 4 minutes ago... Have now been cut off... Dialling again... Please press... Ah, a human voice... Are we set up for 3D? Do you know your password? Have you subscribed to the film package? NO. "Well that's why you can't watch it."

I'm going for a bath...