"these are very small, those are far away" ..

..to quote Father Ted.

Magic - or an optical illusion.

Pity about the dof situation, but No 1 son who helped set it up got the idea from this slightly dodgy attempt. Short of time tonight having been on the hospital visiting run, preceded by the w*rk thing, followed by chores, and then the torture of a m*sical on the tellybox (the Sainted Mrs F's choice).

Oh dear. I am sensing an outbreak of Father Jack coming on....Drink!...Fe.....