Betrayed!

"How could you! Don't think I don't know what you've done! Three years of loyal and efficient service (OK so there was that wee misunderstanding on Christmas Eve but it was fun seeing the helpful policemen and AA man!) small feet making muddy marks on my seatbacks; golf clubs chucked in; people sitting on that nice drop down door; muck and sand everywhere; loud Led Zepp and Latin Tango as well as the bloody jazz ...............and did I complain? Not once!

But along comes a younger model; slick black; only 45oo miles old, and I am cast aside!! You'd better treat me well for the next five days, I can tell you! Cars can flounce and huff too you know!"