Biggles

At Alexander's swimming lesson there was a new swimming teacher (the third in eight weeks - it's not because of him, honest). The first thing she said was, "Has he got his goggles?". Er no, none of the other teachers mentioned that...

But when I went to pick him up he'd had the lesson to himself (usually there's another little girl there) and the teacher said he's nearly cracked swimming now, so I got him some goggles. Is it too late to enter him in the Commonwealth Games?