Tottering piles of shite

Remember the paperless office? No, mine isn't either. So today I went to get a very expensive repair done on the Nincompoop and being as how it was a 120km round trip, elected to stay in the garage with free wifi and coffee and work. Well, I wasn't going to cart this lot down with me so I thought I'd get some electronic chores done.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TWO LAPTOPS AND AN IPAD AND A MOBILE PHONE WEIGH?

Faugh!

Did anyone think this was a landscape?