Negotiating for salad

I am stupid. The first time she actually asks for salad and she gets beans on toast. My back decided it had had enough today and made me stay home. It also stipulated that if I had to walk, it would have to be in a very weird sort of way, like a slow and old constipated cowboy with piles. A gait attractive only to a niche audience I'd wager.

Things that Dave and I learned tonight:-
- always watch 12 rated films before letting the kids watch them.
- never let your children watch the first 10 mins of Gravity.