Well there is this antihistamine ........
This is the first time I have ever fallen asleep while uploading a blip.
You see it all happened because of this little white pill........
I had my hair dyed tonight well actually last night now. I have had this itching thing when I have it done lately so I took an antihistamine called Xyzal. It wasn't good.
I had choral rehearsal tonight.
About 15 minutes into chorus it occurred to me....I am so stoned.
Now few things I have learned and one of them is, you can't sing altered. Wait I am wrong. You can but you suck.
All I could think of was a four footed animal on the ice. You know how their legs slide all over the place? Yeah that was my voice. No control. Anyway....
I fell asleep uploading this the first time and had to go back, delete it and do it again.
It was all about the latest thing to hit my house.
My husband is addicted to Pinterest. People, it's bad. He quotes those card things all the time. you know the ones that were written by a room full of stoned young people
Some examples;
"She never liked flies until she opened one"
"Chocolate is the 4th food group"
You know intelligent things like that.
His favorite was tonight as he left the house while Paul was doing my hair."why would anyone with such pretty red hair dye her roots gray?"
Wow, that just cracked me up!
Phew pick me up off the floor laughing.
There are lots of things you can find on Pinterest. You can find recipes to take dry skin off of your feet with listerene and vinegar. (You could take bark off of a tree with listerene and vinegar.)
You can make fairy lights in a jar. With glitter and glow sticks.
You can find out how to do anything. I am serious anything.
If he starts making cakes shaped like animals, it's over.
This woman followed me once so I followed her back. Big mistake. She had a board called "how bdsm changed my marriage"
All these pictures showed up on my feed the next day.
I have never been so scared in my life.
I deleted her.
But those images are burned on my brain forever.
The blip you ask? It appears as if not all robins fly south for the winter.
One of my favorite quotes:
Be like a bird who halting in her flight on a limb too slight feels it give way beneath her and sings, sings, knowing she has wings, yet sings, sings knowing she has wings.
Ok I am going back to my drug induced coma now.
Off to bed.
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