to join in with the wonderful poetry of the day (I'm not going to quote it here as it's awful and, if you haven't read it, you will be happy in your ignorance) I am adding this, which is also crap but sweet rather than weird and alarming:

save all your kisses for me
and I'll cook you spaghetti for tea

I did a lot of walking today but thankfully was not carrying my camera up and down the steps too. So that's why you get this crap instead.