For Sale...

For Sale: Trisha. Is house trained (most of the time), good cook, honest and loyal. If you like verbal direahh 18 hours a day this species never stops talking, you will never feel alone and isolated. Easy and cheap to keep... lives on pasta and vodka. Comes with a dodgy MOT certificate, but if treated carefully could last a few years yet. 0.50p ono. Pick up only galashiels area.