Ducks

I was just sitting outside, near Zuid Shoppingcenter, minding my own business, enjoying the weather. Near me were two man and a woman. Real scumbags, I'm sorry to admit. All of a sudden, two ducks come along. The scumbags are very euphoric about them, like they have never seen birds before. They throw breadcrumbs at them and seem to be having the time of their lives. Then a little girl comes by and accidentally scares the birds away. The scumbags all look very angry at her and say very bad words I won't even repeat.
Summary of this moment: PLEASE!!