TOSSER

I am a scavenger share HER views on people that litter MY walk. Be it the human who does not clear up after their dog (she doesn't like it when I try and help out with that one), or the human who, one mile from the drive thru Maccy D, finishes their meal deal and discards the remains from the window of their vehicle. We are sorely unimpressed with you.
Good job I was here to carry this little package to the bin this morning. Bad that I was not permitted to examine the contents first!