Gone wrong Selfie

Got this one completely wrong as forgot that the camera would be in the way. what a stupid idiot i thought when I saw this result but then again good, bad or indifferent I show what I shoot. Has anyone got a good cure for rank stupidity other than lots of alcohol and a brain transplant.

Today's Joke

What do you get when you cross a carrier pidgeon with a woodpecker?.

A bird that knocks before it delivers its message.