Fisherking

By Fisherking

...........deja vu............

March 4th 2013..........I tripped on an unsecured mat at work and bounced my face off a paving slab......cuts, bruises, broken glasses.

Today, March 11th 2014........walking up the road at break to have a quick fag........I tripped on a dodgy bit of footpath and.............bounced my face off a piece of tarmac surfacing..........cuts, bruises, broken glasses!

Beware the Ides of March!..........actually the Ides is the 15th but it's close enough.

Big thanks to two colleagues who saw the trip, helped me up and walked me back into work....blood pouring ....thanks to Emily who cleaned me up....but there was no way I was keeping the eye patch on! Thanks to the office staff who looked after me until the Boss arrived to drive me home....especially Vanessa who made sure I had a mirror to inspect the damage!.......just what I needed!

The cut is an interesting shape...kinda like Chinese characters....although one of my mates suggested if it is a Chinese character it must be the one for clumsy bugger!

Any how it could have been a lot worse.....all I've got is a large bump....a colourful bruise..........and a thumping headache.......I'll be back at work tomorrow.

YH brought the girls round this afternoon...Charlie was really scared of the grandad with the swollen eye!...........but she soon came round.

Phil even broke off from fitting the kitchen to have a laugh......and before you lot start I've had all the jokes............the pavement is ok thank you very much....no I'm not auditioning for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie......I know you told me smoking was bad for me.....next time I will take more water with it.......I know they're called slip on shoes not slip over............

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