Can we bring back corporal punishment?

The sun was out and I had a wee opportunity between chores to wander with the camera. So of course I ended up in the grottiest corner of Leith.

This is the back of the sewage works, but that's no reason at all to encourage illegal dumping (insert gag of your choice here) - I'm looking to create a litter militia. You will be supplied with a big stick with which to whack the knuckles of the eejits that discard everyday detritus, and the Republican Guard Litter Officers will be issued with 35272829228volt Tasers for dealing with fly-tippers like this.

Apply at once - places are limited and demand is expected to be great.