The Puddock

The Puddock
A puddock sat by the lochan's brim,
An' he thocht there was never a puddock like him.
He sat on his hurdies, he waggled his legs,
An' cockit his heid as he glowered throu' the seggs.
The bigsy wee cratur' was feelin' that prood,
He gapit his mou' an' he croakit oot lood:
"Gin ye'd a' like tae see a richt puddock," quo' he,
"Ye'll never, I'll sweer, get a better nor me.
I've fem'lies an' wives an' a weel-plenished hame,
Wi' drink for my thrapple an' meat for my wame.
The lasses aye thocht me a fine strappin' chiel,
An' I ken I'm a rale bonny singer as weel.
I'm nae gaun tae blaw, but th' truth I maun tell-
I believe I'm the verra MacPuddock himsel'." ...

A heron was hungry an' needin' tae sup,
Sae he nabbit th' puddock and gollup't him up;
Syne runkled his feathers: "A peer thing," quo' he,
"But - puddocks is nae fat they eesed tae be."
John M. Caie

I'm so glad I took my camera with me when I took the dogs out after work, because my iphone would not have done this fella justice. He had a pal just metres away on the path, much smaller in size, and I nearly stepped on them both. It was pretty dark by this time, so the flash might be a bit harsh.

Sorry if you can't understand the poem above, I'm sure there are translations available online. We were taught this poem, written in old Scots, at school. There are words in there that we don't use very often anymore, but I think I might try and shoehorn them into some conversation soon!