Birthday Bag

It is our friends Leigh's 40th birthday on Sunday and Audrey has prepared a 40th birthday survival bag, which includes;
Champagne, no explanation required there;
a note pad and pen because the memory starts to fail at this point;
socks to help stay warm;
hair dye...... no way am I putting anything down for this as I value my life too much;
chocs hmmm;
lavender candle for relaxation;
Washlets to go.....hmmmm well as you get older things are more difficult to control, let’s just leave that one there;
and a weekend away with other over the top 40 year olds!
My wife is one of them; I'm in for it now!