A rash purchase......

Yesterday, I bought a very expensive night cream. The blurb on the packaging promised that I'd wake up with a silken, line free face, and that everyone would be in awe of my radiant beauty when they saw me. (I may have exaggerated slightly here, but you get the idea.)

Instead, I woke up with a severe allergic reaction, and skin like a pickled prune. Everyone has certainly been in awe....but I suspect it's because they've never before, seen a woman who looks as though she's been submerged in a vat of stinging nettles.......