Dickhead.

I had intended on getting a picture of Sam for today, what with it being his birthday and all, but he was already on his way to London by the time I had woken up so a quick shot of my lovingly chosen birthday card will have to do before I rush off to work (I need to stop making a habit of that). It got almost as large a laugh as his One Direction "birthday girl" card from Sneapy, which was pretty damn inspired.