Family Planning

The bike kind of got left in the house. B hasn't said anything involving too much finality... In fact none. She used more of an observational tone. So I didn't move it.
I received an email from a girl in the office today. I replied and and got back this automated reply: I am currently on maternity leave until 1 December 2014. If you require... etc.
That girl has got her life plan sorted. 11am - not pregnant. 11:05 - pregnant. There must have been an awkward silence in the office that lunchtime.