Go on. dare me.

So this is a blip of the fabulously illuminated castle and the superb fireworks diplay therefrom to mark St Andrew's Day.

However I was a bit late in getting my camera out. Andit was cold and I was carrying a bottle of wine, and I had my gloves on. Oh, and my camera's not that good. And actually neither am I.

And i was listening to the best and most entertaining podcast I've heard in a while. So the fireworks were a little underwhelming. (But let's be honest. they usually are, aren't they)

However the chat was certainly not underwhelming. The gossip I heard tonight - a renowned religious leader ....and a cabinet minister. If only i could divulge these tales to you. But...I can't.

So, any way. Do you dare me to put this on as Scotland at Play....naw, I'd better not (harry Benson might be watching, then we'd be rumbled).

PS, come on one-rater lady, if you think you're hard enough.