There's a ghost in my house.

Not my house, you understand.
Probably not even this house.
Actually, this isn't a house. It is a hotel.
The Ardoe House Hotel, just outside Aberdeen on the South Deeside Road.
It was a house originally, and I have blipped the entrance porch to it some time ago.
There wasn't a ghost then , and there isn't now either.

At least I don't think there is.

What's that noise?