Oh my

Fred the Tortoise has a ready made home. That home isn't far off the size of my shed. It's very well made in fairness with 5 coats of varnish. Fred is a very lucky lettuce eating Tortoise.

Now my house, that's the one that is rapidly turning into a zoo for endangered animals, needs an urgent clean up from said lettuce leaves, half eaten carrots and cat munchies that cover the um varnished (one coat only) flooring. Bonjour