Two Wise Men.

Dropped into The Dutchmans on the way home.
Havent been in ages.
I have to wonder why.....
its a potboiler of mad hoors.

The conversation went something like....

"No, a deer will do more damage than a cow"
"Bollix it will, well, but it might, but, at least there is eatin on a cow, you get FUCK ALL fom the venison"
" But you get done for a beast, but divilabit for a deer..."
"Youre right, no eatin on a deer, bastards that they are"
"Christ Almighty, its jaysus easier to buy the hoor..."

Not a bit of a lie here...

Sorry, in bad form today.