Conscious departure

Tilly is away on a school trip for a few days. We hired a life coach to steer us through the short seperation*.
Every time I hear news of warble man from Coldplay it further cements my opinion of him. And that Mrs Paltry.
I'd actually like to hire a life coach - if I was given the choice of that or setting fire to a pile of cash and breathing in the smoke. It'd be a bit of a laugh.
*The outdoor center is about a mile away from home.