Ted and Lancashire Dialect!

On our way to pick up Harvey (grandson) before going to the swimming pool we stopped off in Nelson near the shuttle. Around the garden area there are stone blocks with some Lancashire dialect on the side of them and they say different things.
This one is an easy one to understand. I might do a few more which are a bit harder to understand.

We had a nice meal at my sisters last night and we are eating out again tonight at our friends house.

Ted is not coming as he is watching his weight. Humbug and me are just watching our weight grow.