The Mulberry Doctor

I have collected my beloved Mulberry from the Mulberry Doctor.

If you're not familiar with the Mulberry Doctor, he bears more than a passing resemblance to Goran Visnjic and he has - getting somewhat muddied, bloodied and rugged in the process - rescued my Mulberry from perilous leather-scuffing danger. Puppies frolic while the Mulberry Doctor gently stitches and mends the leather trim, and he pauses periodically in muscular reflection, before buffing the burgundy leather back to new.

The Mulberry Doctor then returns my precious bag with a glass of champagne, and a winning smile.