Roger McGough

Oi! Where’s your ‘effin EXIF, my friend?

Don’t be rude I said, it comes at the end.

I can spell you fool, just give us your data,
I want to laugh at all your images, later.

Grumble, groan; I’d better show and tell,
He’ll curse all the more, and wish me in hell...


Dear Roger, don’t retire yet. Kind regards, H.