Wedgies Vs. Wedges.

I must be getting old. NAY damn, I am getting old. I actually had to "Google©" for the word to find out WTF a "Wedgie" is/was.
The thing is, concerning the wedges, I was clearing a small patch of last year's "fallow" (Too idle to do the lot :¬)) when I found a complete, unlifted, and unslugged top, enough for a meal.
"Acting upon information received" they get bunged into one of those hot-air frying machines with a sprinkle of this, that, and the other and come out "bootiful".