novelty

Popped into one of our sheltered schemes this afternoon, they always dec the place out with lots of trees, lights and streamers. They also organise a raffle. The manager was getting very excited telling me about all the preparations and then she said "wait you really must see one of the novelty toys someone donated" I walked towards the display table it was groaning under the weight of prizes, "no it's not there I've put it somewhere safe" She returned holding this bath tub, and switched it on "Ho Ho Ho - Merry christmas" says santa - I was rendered speechless with laughter!

"need to keep it out of sight from any of the visiting grandchildren of the residents - don't want them having a shock or asking any awkward questions do we"

She wouldn't tell me which of my saucy tenants has donated it ;)

two more sleeps to moving day, but tonight is my last night in our current house, so thats my evening taken care of!