Concern grows for the missing Outer Hebrides.

Tanker called in to search for the Hebrides. Fears that that the Hebrides have made a bid for freedom prior to the forthcoming Scottish independence referendum and the fear of a "No" vote.

Local resident, Donald MacDonald MacDonald, was overheard this morning saying "They were there yesterday, but when I awoke up this morning, they'd gone".

Rumours have been increasing over the last few months over the possibility of the Islands being towed to between Orkney and Shetland in a bid to aid their own indepedence debate from Scotland. Coastguards and police have been studying satellite images, without success, because it happened overnight and was dark.

Dry and mild, more manure.. Meal tonight to celebrate our anniversary..

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